Marge: [knocking] Bart? It's time to get ready for the show.
Bart: Nooo! [blocks his door]
Krusty: Where is that little punk? We go on in ten minutes. Oh, the
tension. Somebody! Walk on my back.
[Everyone stops, looks at the prone klown]
[They all run over to walk on him]
Ow! Ow! One at a time! No teamsters.
-- Popularity problems, "Bart Gets Famous"