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• Bart: After the supermarket, we'll go to the video store, grab a Krusty Burger, and head for the arcade.
  Lisa: Bart, Grampa's a kindly old man. He trusts us....
• Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
  It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do....
• Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
  -- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...
• Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• It's no use kidding myself. I'm having an ethical crisis.
• Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
  Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't you. -- "War of the Simpso...
• Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate. Bart: Check. Lisa
  Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check....
• Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.
  Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepresible youth....
• Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....