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• Lisa: I can't do this, Bart. I'm not strong enough.
  Bart: I thought you came here looking for a challenge....
• Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called? Murphy
  Oh, it's a little tune that I call "The `I Never Had an Italian Suit' Blues"....
• Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
  And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....
• Bart: [groans] Oh, my head. Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
  Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything. Lisa: Really?...
• Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
  It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do....
• Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
  I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....
• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....