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• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
  We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....
• Guard: [condescending] Do you work here, little boy?
  Bart: Yeah! Guard: [formal] Well then, go right in, Sir!...
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot.
  Boy I'd like to smack that kid. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets Famou...
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
  [he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...