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No Quack Sawbones Is Going To Apply His Leeches To Me.
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No quack sawbones is going to apply his leeches to me. As long as
there's an ounce of strength left in me, I... [passes out]
-- Monty Burns collapses from hypohemia, "Blood Feud"
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Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.
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In closing, gentle reader, I'd like to thank you. `What's that?
' you say? Me thanking you? No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it....
Burns: Stricken, I lurched forth in search of aid, but finding only slack-jawed gawkers, I gave up and collapsed on the sundial.
Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S....
I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions of dollars who needs our help.
And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to take the moral high ground when none of his coworkers wants to donate blood to save Mr....
Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...
You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
-- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
Burns: [weakly] Smithers, I'm not going to make it.
I want to dictate my epitaph. Smithe...
Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart....