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In Closing, Gentle Reader, I'd Like To Thank You. `What's That?
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In closing, gentle reader, I'd like to thank you.
`What's that?' you say? Me thanking you?
No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as
much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.
-- Burns finishes his book, "Blood Feud"
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Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
.. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE....
Enjoy and you will be enjoyed!
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Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
Smile, I hope you enjoyed and were not offended by the fact the tag
You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
-- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
Mr. Roman: First question. Have you slept with anyone famous?
Burns: Well, Countess von Zeppelin and I... [catches himself] What in blazes!...
You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.