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• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
• picks up Maggie] Whoa! Someone smells stinky! [sniffs himself] Oh, it's me.
  -- Barney, bastion of cleanliness, "Homer Alone...
• Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
• Homer: Ooh, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"! I'm great at these.
  Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy....
• dreams of a penniless Ned] Ooh! [dreams of Ned shutting down his "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop" with a `Going out of business' sign] Heh heh heh heh.
  [dreams of a grave with the tombstone, "RIP Ned Flanders'] Eh, too far....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
• Skinner: [laughing hard] Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention and put the whole school on the honor system?
  Bart: [laughs] Yeah. And the teachers are afraid to leave the faculty lounge!...
• Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread. Ma
  Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase....