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• Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
  Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
• It's all here, and it's all backwards! -- Homer hypes Ned's Leftorium, "When Flanders Failed
• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
  Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...