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I Don't Care If Ned Flanders Is The Nicest Guy In The World.
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Homer Simpson
I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He's a
jerk -- end of story.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
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Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken bone!
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No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
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