Dave: So I was working in an insurance company, right? Youngest VP
in the history of the firm, okay? The job was my life.
Then one Monday morning, I got up. I got up, I couldn't leave
the house. I just couldn't.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Dave: No, I just couldn't face what was out there.
Homer: Was it raining?
Nurse: No, Homer, Dave suffers from agoraphobia, a fear of open areas
and crowds. Please, Dave, go on.
Dave: Thank you. Anyway, that day I just knew I just couldn't make
that long drive to work.
Homer: Were you out of gas?
Nurse: [glares at Homer]
Homer: Pffft. Baby...
-- "Stark Raving Dad"
