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• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
  It's a big number, almost double digits. Ba...
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
  I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive father.
  And for starters, your old man is going to teach you how to ride your very first bike....
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...