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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
  -- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
• Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
  Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Ba...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.
  It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....