Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter... and more
romantic! ... [beginning to sob] And forty pounds thinner,
and he had hair... [burbling barely coherently] And he ate
with utensils! [breaks down crying]
-- Marge calls KBBL, "Some Enchanted Evening"
