Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
[holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of
the box.
[He strains, then manages to break it in half]
And look at these toy soldiers -- they'll break the second I step
on 'em. [stomps on em] Arg! Stupid! Toy! Soldiers! Break,
you stupid --
[Two security guards grab him]
Guard: All right, come on, Pops. Soldiers won't bother you any more.
-- Reliving days of pain, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
