Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes.
Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest. I want soft-boiled eggs!
Abe: I told you, we don't have soft-boiled eggs! If you want -- by
gum, you're right! We should have 'em. I shouldn't be
listening to complaints; I should be making them with you guys!
The good Lord lets us grow old for a reason: to gain the wisdom
to find fault with everything He's made.
Mr. Peterson, you can take this job and...fill it. And one more
thing -- I never once washed my hands. That's your policy, not
mine.
-- Abe fesses up, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
