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  Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
• Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
  Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....
• Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
  Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
• Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
  Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...
• Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
  Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
• Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. Marge
  Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, you raised three children who could knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing &l...
• Moe: Whatsamatta, Homer? It's the hottest ladies night in months and you're not even checking out the action.
  Homer: Oh Moe, my wife gave me the ol' heave-ho because of some lousy picture....
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....