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• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
  There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center.
  If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance or odor, press one....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
  I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....