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• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
  [pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!...
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
  Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
  In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream....
• Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us. Lisa
  [sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...
• Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
  Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....