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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come over and give the new pool table a whirl.
  Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be the Nacho Man....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
  Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....