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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Marge: Homey, you know, it's funny. Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
  Homer: Hee hee hee! That is funny. Marge: Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together, or shopping....
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
  Your family needs you too. Homer: Oh, of _course_ you'd say something like that, Marge....