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• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
  Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy kid....
• But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?
• But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?
• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
• Marge: I need to unwind. Homer: I knw you do, Marge, but come on, you know what our vacations are like.
  Those three monsters in the back seat. "Are we there yet?...