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  Why can't both our kids be good? Marge: We have three kids, Homer. Separate Vacatio...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Bart: Why are we all dressed up? Marge: [staring out the window waiting for Homer] Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner.
  Lisa: Why are we using the good china? Marge: Because sometimes it's fun to use the good china....
• What do <we> need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. -- Homer, "Bart the Geniu