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• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
• Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
  [All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one another] Home...
• Run, if you like, but try to keep your breath; Work like a man, but don't be worked to death.
  -- Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr....
• If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Lewis: Look, there's our school again! Ms. K: Otto, are you sure you.
  .. Otto: It's a shortcut Mrs. K, trust me! -- Field trip, "Homer's Odyssey...
• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey