Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like
this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're --
[a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up]
Bart: [getting on] Prison bus, Otto?
Otto: The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow
your heads off!
Lisa: Otto...!
Otto: Oh, sorry. This bus and I have sort of a "Shining" thing going
on.
-- Incomprehensible justifications,
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"