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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
  One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing, calling them from a nuthouse.
  I mean, they think I'm a god! Man: I could call them for you....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....