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Ya Know, I Defy Anyone To Tell The Difference Between These Donuts And Ones Baked Today!
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Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and
ones baked today!
-- Homer enjoys some donuts, "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts!
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
Donuts. Is there anything they
do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...
Homer: [scarfing down donuts] Lenny: Hey, Homer, slow down.
You're going to choke or something. Homer: Don't tell me how to eat donuts!...
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2% and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
-- Homer Simpson You Only Move Twice...
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it's all because of _my_ motivational techniques.
Like, donuts. And a possibility of more donuts to come....