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• Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
  Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• Bart: I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere.
  [tries another number] [a phone rings in a car in a foreign country] Adolf...
• Bart: "I think this guy's a little crazy." Grandpa
  General Patton was a little crazy. This guy's totally out of his mind!...
• Bart: Pssst. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
  Grampa: Oh yeah? Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts....
• Nelson: Put 'em up! [circles his fists] Ba
  [raises his hands in surrender] -- "Bart the General...
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
  .. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Home...