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• Bart: Pssst. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
  Grampa: Oh yeah? Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts....
• It's a classic Pinzer maneuver; it can't fail against a bunch of ten-year-olds!
  -- Herman in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
  Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
• Don't let the little guy think for the big guy.
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Bart, you say butt kisser like it's a bad thing!
  -- Homer in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
  .. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing!...
• Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?
  Herman: "Err, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above', but I guess that'll do....
• Marge: This bully friend of yours. Is he a little on the chunky side?
  Bart: Yeah, he's pretty chunkified, all right. Marge...