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I Thought I Was Too Old. I Thought My Time Had Passed.
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I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd
never hear the screams of pain, or see the look of terror in a man's
eyes. Thank heaven for children!
-- Grampa Simpson, "Bart the General"
Related:
And I thought *I* had problems!
I thought, therefore I was.
When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
.. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
I had a thought once, but it died of lonliness.