Homer: [reading The Bowl Earth Catalog] Wow, Look At These Bowling Balls, Maggie!

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Homer: [reading The Bowl Earth Catalog]
Wow, look at these bowling balls, Maggie!
Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his
hard-won fifty bucks?
[turns the page]
Gasp! Now I've seen everything.
Black, marbelized with a liquid center. The Stealth Bowler.
The pins don't know what hit 'em.
-- "The Telltale Head"

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