Smithers: Attention all personnel. Please keep working during the
following announcement. And now, our boss and friend, Mr.
Burns.
Burns: Hello. I'm proud to announce that we've been able to increase
safety here at the plant without cost to the consumer or
affecting management pay raises. However, for you
semi-skilled workers, there will be no Christmas bonuses. Oh,
and one more
thing: Merry Christmas!
-- "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"