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• Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me." Lisa
  I'm a young girl, no one listens to me." Homer: "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are....
• I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!
  No matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer Simpson Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy...
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
  Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I love you, but -- [angry] you're a weird, sore-headed old crank and nobody likes you!...
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...