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Send In The Clowns! -- Chief Wiggum Prepares For A Police Line-up, "Krusty Gets Busted
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Send in the clowns!
-- Chief Wiggum prepares for a police line-up,
"Krusty Gets Busted"
Related:
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah....
Ladies and gentlemen... Krusty the Clown... is dead. -- Chief Wiggum, "Bart the Fink
Come on, Bart, go with the flow! -- Lisa, "Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
.. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
-- Lisa, "Krusty Gets Busted'...