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Ladies And Gentlemen... Krusty The Clown... Is Dead. -- Chief Wiggum, "Bart The Fink
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Ladies and gentlemen... Krusty the Clown... is dead.
-- Chief Wiggum, "Bart the Fink"
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Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
We have a major break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of the crime scenes....
Krusty sails out of view] Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better than regular people?
Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected than all the educators in the country put together!...
Send in the clowns! -- Chief Wiggum prepares for a police line-up, "Krusty Gets Busted
Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
[snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
That's it, no more autographs. They're naming a burger after me at the new restaurant.
-- Krusty, "Bart the Fink...
I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
.. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
It's no use, Bart. We've looked up and down these docks, from Pier One to that Pier One by Pier 17.
-- Lisa, on the search for Krusty, "Bart the Fink...
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
-- Bart in "Krusty the Clown" (Tracy Ullman Show), from The Simpso...