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• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.
  Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinne...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
  It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?...
• Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed to be in school?
  Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinne...
• Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
  After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....
• Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
  I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...