Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart
of the wine country.
Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French.
Pr. Skinner: Oh, when he's fully immersed in a foreign language, the
average child can become fluent in weeks!
Homer: Yeah, but what about Bart?
Pr. Skinner: I'm sure he'll pick up enough to get by.
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"
Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna
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Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...