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• Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
  Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!...
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Pr. Skinner: Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.
  Normally, a student is selection on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence....
• Pr. Skinner: You'll be getting an Albanian. Homer: You mean, all white with pink eyes?
  -- Student exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
  I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
  -- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...