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• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Please all, and you will please none.
• Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
  How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• We are Siamese if you please. *(.)* *(.)*
• You can't please everyone.
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?