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• I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Well, friend, you're going back where you came from.
  .. the curb in front of Flanders' house. -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Why did this have to happen now during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
  -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
  -- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
  -- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends.
  -- Homer discovers his new couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...