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• Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
  Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who would most likely become a bum like yourself?
  Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese....
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
  Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
  Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
  How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...