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Yeah, I Used To Be Rich. I Owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
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Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors. Then
those Disney sleazeballs shut me down.
-- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service.
But those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer....
Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...