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• Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
  Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
  -- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
  -- Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....