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Todd: Dad, Can I Anoint The Sores On [Herb's] Feet?
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Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son.
Todd: Aw, no fair.
-- Goody two-shoes family, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
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Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
-- Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...