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• I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Lavish attention on me, and entertain me. -- Maggie's first "words", "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
  -- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
• It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry, and then tells whoever's around, in plain English, exactly what the baby's trying to say!
  Everything from "Change me" to "Turn off that damn Raffi record!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
  Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...
• in the present] Lisa: So you loved her right from the start!
  Homer: [tickling Maggie and giggling] Absolutely. Ba...