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• I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry, and then tells whoever's around, in plain English, exactly what the baby's trying to say!
  Everything from "Change me" to "Turn off that damn Raffi record!...
• Lisa: Maggie? Maggie? [covers her eyes] Maggie
  [babbles] Translator: [monotone] Where did you go?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
  Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....