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• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
  I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
• The kick is up! It's looking good! The ball is turning into a fat bald guy!
  [Homer sails through the air (`Aaaaaaaaagh!') and collides with the goal post....
• Bart: [sees Snowball 2] Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting.
  [furrows his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever] Snowball...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
  Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
  Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....