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He Gets It From Your Side Of The Family, You Know.
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Homer Simpson
He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
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He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on &l
my> side....
Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....
Hibbert: You know, isn't it interesting how the left -- or sinister -- twin is invariably the evil one.
I had this theory that... Wait a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side....
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...