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• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
  Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer the Smithe...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...