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• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
  [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
  Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....