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Smithers: You Hear That, Sir? Burns: No, I Didn't.
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Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't. Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?
-- Me and my shadow,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel] Bad corpse....
Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
-- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
.. a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die....
Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o' nine tails!
[unveils his Frankenstein monster] -- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now!...
And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous cog and camshifts, take that!
[feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...