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Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids ...
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die.
-- Mad Doctor Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet....
And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous cog and camshifts, take that!
[feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
-- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now!...
Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel] Bad corpse....